welcome to the coolest online video ad experience you'll ever...wait for it...experience
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Monday, November 30, 2009
becuase it's attached to a black guy....
here's a promo for the new louis ck show on fx. for those of you who don't know, louis ck is a mad comedy genius and also the writer of pootie tang. he happens to also be the reason hack fuck-offs like dane cook have jobs. don't believe me, take some time to watch old louis videos and see if it's not irritably similar - but i digress....
please.do.enjoy.
please.do.enjoy.
birds....and lots of them.
do you like birds? yeah, me neither. but if you like photo documentaries and animals then you're bound to enjoy this site.
Bird Book
be sure and check out the Barbary Falcon to get your Wes Anderson groove on. oh yeah, and the videos, they're pretty dope as well.
Bird Book
be sure and check out the Barbary Falcon to get your Wes Anderson groove on. oh yeah, and the videos, they're pretty dope as well.
Monday, November 23, 2009
yes!! yes!! yes!!
prediction for 2010 - this will be the second most quoted show in my lifetime...behind chappelle show, of course.
"im a bartender. i do like, great things"
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
neato-neato photo burrito
well, no burritos, but if you have downtime and feel like a brief and depressing history lesson, take a trip on the world press photo express. this is the perfect to way realize just how lucky you are to be working in that cube or office you dread going to every morning.
archive list of previous years winners
warning: majority of the photos chosen every year revolve around war, famine, natural disaster and racial/gender based prejudice. don't believe me, just read the brief captions below each picture.
please.do.enjoy.
archive list of previous years winners
warning: majority of the photos chosen every year revolve around war, famine, natural disaster and racial/gender based prejudice. don't believe me, just read the brief captions below each picture.
please.do.enjoy.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
spike hired someone with a brain
the below trailer is for a new show on spike that actually looks like it might be worth watching. then again, i went and saw deep blue sea based on a trailer, so what do i really know...enjoy
BMS Trailer
(would have posted the video but apparently Viacom has issues with people distributing their content across the internets...weird)
BMS Trailer
(would have posted the video but apparently Viacom has issues with people distributing their content across the internets...weird)
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
that's just lazy
rkelly, one of the few american hero's still with us today, has apparently hit rock bottom as a musician. once revered as the go-to for all your smooth and sexy r&b break-out hits, rkelly has recently released arguably the laziest song ever to grace the rap/r&b genre.
in his defense, the line "girl you make me want to get you pregnant" probably works. i've been foolishly using the whole flowers and compliments routine, silly me! the only way this song could be any better is if it was titled, "my penis is inside of your vagina (ft tyrese)"
in his defense, the line "girl you make me want to get you pregnant" probably works. i've been foolishly using the whole flowers and compliments routine, silly me! the only way this song could be any better is if it was titled, "my penis is inside of your vagina (ft tyrese)"
Monday, November 9, 2009
lj watch: day 3, a hot mess
as of monday, november 9th, 2009, larry the gay hatin' chief is to be released back into the wild. without surprise, his agent and long time anti-gay activist Peter Schaffer, has responded to what looks like will be the last of this hot pr mess.
"A part of him is excited and a part of him is very regretful. There's a lot of feelings going on right now." Peter Shaffer told the Associated Press.
the worst part of all this has been the unbelievable fan outcry. overwhelming support seen in an online petition calling for lj's dismissal not only requesting action be taken, but insisting so before lj had a chance to break priest holmes franchise rushing record of which he was only 75 yards away from.
the ap caught up with lj this afternoon who could be found at the local gentleman's establishment "the cheetah house". when asked for a response in regards to the chiefs decision and the actions of the people of kansas city, he simply responded,
"I'm dun apologizin', get outta my club, faggots!"
Friday, November 6, 2009
reason no.1
women shouldn't be allowed to own a cellphone....or vote.
this is a good song and imma let you finish, but dave chapelle has the greatest piss song of all time!
this is a good song and imma let you finish, but dave chapelle has the greatest piss song of all time!
Chapelle Show: R-Kelly Piss On YOU - watch more funny videos
Thursday, November 5, 2009
cullman liquidation
Recession got you down? Can't afford that "manson"you always wanted? Maybe it's time to go Mobile, or maybe it's not. Either way, I don't really care
I'd make that sales lady a firm offer...then we'd probably smoke some cigarettes and enjoy a romanticized date night at a bowling alley or possibly Mr.Gatti's.
I'd make that sales lady a firm offer...then we'd probably smoke some cigarettes and enjoy a romanticized date night at a bowling alley or possibly Mr.Gatti's.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
candian shuffle board
Monday, November 2, 2009
a brief history of time
Have you ever forgot who was Playmate of the Year in 1997?
Yea, me neither. But in case you're drunk or retarded and want a refresher course, check out this free database which hosts thumbnail pics and background info for every centerfold ever.
please.do.enjoy.
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