something we can all agree on

a car for all of man kind, even hipsters. good for you and the environment. the roadster is tits, but im a sedan man myself...please.do.enjoy.

white people problems

we, meaning white folk, have these types of problems and they're serious issues we face day in and day out. so next time you comedians go all "white folks gots it easy" remember, we have it hard up as well...please.do.enjoy.

White People Problems

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Atom Originals | Sing-Alongs

monday means...

everybody get your roll on...please.do.enjoy.

Big Tymers- Get Your Roll On

Luved Lika Puppy, Respect Me Lika Big Dawg | MySpace Video

holy christmas post awesomeness

oh my freaking santa claus. pervert. pervert. pervert. i normally say "please.do.enjoy." here but i think this dude is enjoying enough for everyone.

i hate these people...

i might hate these people more than i hate hipsters. seriously, right now it's a toss up......and....hipsters win. i still hate hipsters more...please.do.enjoy.



i'm counting down the 15 minutes and it's taking...for-ev-er!

welcome to da shaa...bitches!!

ever wonder what your life might be like if you grew-up in a different region of the country? or even if you were raised by parents of another ethnicity and culture?? yeah, me neither, being white, southern and irish is awesome...

if you would like to know what your potential nickname would have been if you were some sweet guido itai trash of the north-east, be sure and check out the jersey shore nickname generator...please.do.enjoy.

Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

santa is off his meds...

santa has been at it for a really really long time. if he were just an everyday dood - this would have happened years ago....please.do.enjoy.


http://twitter.com/loadedsanta

f*** yeah, crowd surfing

i hate hipsters but i like this site. fuckyeahcrowdsurfing...please.do.enjoy.

art and naked people. mostly naked people.

spencer tunick is an artist for the purveyor in all of us. you'll recognize his work or at least recognize what it is he does. think lots of people and no clothes...please.do.enjoy.

artist site: spencer tunick
gallery page: installations

iPhone for sell

if the droid operating system works seamlessly with iTunes then there's likely going to be an iPhone for sale here shortly. after a bitter iPhone vs. Droid throw down yesterday (applications, internet speed, photo, etc) i have decided im sick pretending at&t's service, or lack there of, doesn't bother me. plus, android is google's operating system and pretty much anything google does is done well. check out google goggles which is their newest mobile visual search function...please.do.enjoy.

he wants to go to jail

like father like son. i mean, im nearly 30 and every time i drink i usually end up in a strangers house with a dress on...please.do.enjoy.

now that there clark, is a magazine

holy crap. i feel like im in the matrix. but not the matrix, more like the matrix reloaded. it's like a fancy leather rave and trinity tries to be sexy and i'm really just confused the whole time yet intrigued because it's the matrix. anyway, here's a sweet clip showing the future of magazines, Mag+. please.do.enjoy.

Mag+ from Bonnier on Vimeo.

music blogger junction

if you don't know about wearehunted and you can and do listen to music at work, you're welcome. basically, it's an aggregate of the 99 most blogged songs on the internets, but im sure you picked that up from the tagline beneath their logo...please.do.enjoy.

who's ready for xmas?!?!

these guys surely are...please.do.enjoy.

emineezy

below is a link to the lil'wayne and eminem collaboration that was posted on the awesome blog site wine & bowties yesterday. you can stream & listen or even download for further listening / sharing enjoyment.


"Drop the World"

you'll see a couple comments on the article claiming the song is lackluster; where as i will, do and would pretty much buy anything lil'weeze put out - like "weezy soda" or "beef jerky and weezy cheese packs"...please.do.enjoy.

who doesn't love white girls?

apparently banging white girls is all the rage in the SEC and not just limited to players, it's a growing trend among both football and basketball, coaches and players alike...i have a eeking feeling that once Urban Meyer and Nick Saban learn how to search the internets their definitely going to pass along to Mike "The Don" Slive...please.do.enjoy.


I love you Bruce Pearl.

vynls! vynls! vynls!

sure to meet the needs of every hipster on your holiday shopping lists, be sure and look at this fucking hipster site - http://www.insound.com/. who's motto is "we love _____ more". top that DFA records. please.do.enjoy.

does it sound like old time radio??

an alphabet book that jerry jones would describe as cooler than sliced bread, because he was there when it all went down...sliced bread and the alphabet.

please.do.enjoy.

and this is how it all started...

cool peak into the history of the internet. and by peak i mean a 7min documentary explaining how the internet was born. really, the french?!!?

please.do.enjoy.

History of the Internet from Melih Bilgil on Vimeo.

are you kidding me?! is this real?! what is this, 99?

i have to agree with mike here. i have been to some of these over-the-top hipster brunch establishments and all i ever wanna do is punch people in the face. oh, and, i also have a problem with people talking out of line. unless i have fornicated with them.

slap bracelets

ben schwartz has way too many awesome videos to just post one. but i write for free and with limited funds comes limited functionality - aka, i only feel like posting this one. you might recognize him from espn's mayne street or some accidental crap from cbs, but i recommend using the hyperlink and exploring his awesome library on vimeo. until then, here's a little taste of the schwartz...please.do.enjoy.

Job Interview from Ben Schwartz on Vimeo.

ambling alp

new video from yeasayer. well shot, interesting visuals, awesome song, and...tits. what's not to like? please.do.enjoy.

Yeasayer "Ambling Alp" from Team G on Vimeo.

'nuff said

a whole big lot to learn

now go over there, bring the picture to me and leave...so i can jerk off to it...

for all those igots' out there who don't know, mystery team is a new movie you should go see because it looks freaking awesome! only releasing in nyc as of now, but you can and you should go to the movie website and demand it in your city now - or go ahead and add it to your netflix que and wait, whatever, i dont care. here's a quick clip to get you in the mood - and by mood i mean horny for fruit or brita pitchers...please.do.enjoy.

charlie bit me

and that rearry hurt!

today's post is dedicated to jeff for blessing me with this awesome video...please.do.enjoy

im so alone

sweet lil photogs site. hegotscoolpictures....please.do.enjoy


http://emptyla.com/

the pedophiliac version of zorro

funny thing about this video - i actually like jack white and hate heavy.com, but im a sucker for the parody...please.do.enjoy

oh......why not?

so, yeah, whatever. there's like 4 people who even read this blog and i'm busy today. get over it. it's still entertaining...please.do.enjoy.

lsd and the no-no

very true, very short, very entertaining story about doc ellis throwing a no-no while on LSD...please.do.enjoy.

this one is for the ladies

this is for all the igots ho's out there...feel the love, ho's? do you feel it? because this is for you...please.do.enjoy.

igotsadventcalendars

being that it's december 1st and also my favorite time of the year, igots has gots yo advent calendar hook-up! say hello to the Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar 2009 brought to you by Boston.com's picture editorial blog The Big Picture...

The spectacular structure of Planetary nebula NGC 2818 contains the outer layers of a star that were expelled into interstellar space. The glowing gaseous shrouds in the nebula were shed by the central star after it ran out of fuel to sustain the nuclear reactions in its core. This Hubble image was taken in November 2008 with the Wide Field Planetary Camera 2. The colors in the image represent a range of emissions coming from the clouds of the nebula: red represents nitrogen, green represents hydrogen, and blue represents oxygen

keep checking back folks...24 more amazing pics to go...please.do.enjoy.

aziz ansari is way funnier than you are

way funnier. you're not even close to as funny. his funny beats up your funny after school everyday...don't believe me, see for yourself



please.do.enjoy.

look at this fucking holiday remix

do you have that one friend that's impossible to shop for? everything you buy them ends up at their local pawn shop sold for PBRs, flannels and forearm tattoos? well now you can not only find that something they'll keep, but also receive street cred at the same time; when you're the first to share remixed classics of everyone's favorite christmas songs! for the hipster in all of us, WOXY proudly presents the Holiday Mixer available for real-time stream

who cares that bike messengers and american apparel models will stop listening to woxy altogether once you start, this is an awesome website for streaming while at work or on the go...


please.do.enjoy

shoot'em in the head!!!

welcome to the coolest online video ad experience you'll ever...wait for it...experience

Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

becuase it's attached to a black guy....

here's a promo for the new louis ck show on fx. for those of you who don't know, louis ck is a mad comedy genius and also the writer of pootie tang. he happens to also be the reason hack fuck-offs like dane cook have jobs. don't believe me, take some time to watch old louis videos and see if it's not irritably similar - but i digress....



please.do.enjoy.

birds....and lots of them.

do you like birds? yeah, me neither. but if you like photo documentaries and animals then you're bound to enjoy this site.

Bird Book

be sure and check out the Barbary Falcon to get your Wes Anderson groove on. oh yeah, and the videos, they're pretty dope as well.

yes!! yes!! yes!!

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

prediction for 2010 - this will be the second most quoted show in my lifetime...behind chappelle show, of course.

"im a bartender. i do like, great things"

like lane kiffin....

neato-neato photo burrito

well, no burritos, but if you have downtime and feel like a brief and depressing history lesson, take a trip on the world press photo express. this is the perfect to way realize just how lucky you are to be working in that cube or office you dread going to every morning.

archive list of previous years winners

warning: majority of the photos chosen every year revolve around war, famine, natural disaster and racial/gender based prejudice. don't believe me, just read the brief captions below each picture.

please.do.enjoy.

spike hired someone with a brain

the below trailer is for a new show on spike that actually looks like it might be worth watching. then again, i went and saw deep blue sea based on a trailer, so what do i really know...enjoy

BMS Trailer
(would have posted the video but apparently Viacom has issues with people distributing their content across the internets...weird)

that's just lazy

rkelly, one of the few american hero's still with us today, has apparently hit rock bottom as a musician. once revered as the go-to for all your smooth and sexy r&b break-out hits, rkelly has recently released arguably the laziest song ever to grace the rap/r&b genre.



in his defense, the line "girl you make me want to get you pregnant" probably works. i've been foolishly using the whole flowers and compliments routine, silly me! the only way this song could be any better is if it was titled, "my penis is inside of your vagina (ft tyrese)"

lj watch: day 3, a hot mess

as of monday, november 9th, 2009, larry the gay hatin' chief is to be released back into the wild. without surprise, his agent and long time anti-gay activist Peter Schaffer, has responded to what looks like will be the last of this hot pr mess.

"A part of him is excited and a part of him is very regretful. There's a lot of feelings going on right now." Peter Shaffer told the Associated Press.

the worst part of all this has been the unbelievable fan outcry. overwhelming support seen in an online petition calling for lj's dismissal not only requesting action be taken, but insisting so before lj had a chance to break priest holmes franchise rushing record of which he was only 75 yards away from.

the ap caught up with lj this afternoon who could be found at the local gentleman's establishment "the cheetah house". when asked for a response in regards to the chiefs decision and the actions of the people of kansas city, he simply responded,

"I'm dun apologizin', get outta my club, faggots!"

reason no.1

women shouldn't be allowed to own a cellphone....or vote.



this is a good song and imma let you finish, but dave chapelle has the greatest piss song of all time!

Chapelle Show: R-Kelly Piss On YOU - watch more funny videos

the greatest halloween costume ever

cullman liquidation

Recession got you down? Can't afford that "manson"you always wanted? Maybe it's time to go Mobile, or maybe it's not. Either way, I don't really care




I'd make that sales lady a firm offer...then we'd probably smoke some cigarettes and enjoy a romanticized date night at a bowling alley or possibly Mr.Gatti's.

candian shuffle board

turns out hockey is back in season and like 15 games in - what?!?! anyway, i recently attended a hockey game and besides cold beer and fights i actually found a few reason why one should attend

dreaming of a party?

elmo's wish is my command....



enjoy the magic that is Gil Mantera

a brief history of time

Have you ever forgot who was Playmate of the Year in 1997?


Yea, me neither. But in case you're drunk or retarded and want a refresher course, check out this free database which hosts thumbnail pics and background info for every centerfold ever.

please.do.enjoy.

all eyes on lj; day 2

Today, ESPN is reporting that LJ is being told "stay away" and "go home" by the Kansas City Chiefs for mistakenly using a gay slur while requesting reporters leave the Chiefs locker room after their embarrassing loss to the San Diego Chargers.

"Until that review is complete, the Chiefs have instructed Larry to refrain from practicing with the Chiefs or participating in other team activities," the team said in a statement. "A decision regarding Larry's status will be made once the investigation has concluded."

However, not all seemed content with this ruling:
Jarrett Barrios, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, called on the NFL and the Chiefs to take disciplinary action against Johnson and seize a chance to educate "on the dangers of homophobia in sports."

Such slurs are used to "ridicule and harass young gay and transgender athletes on local sports fields across America," Barrios said.



Both LJ and his agent don't seem to worried about the quasi-suspension, given it's a bye-week, and are almost content to wait until all this nonsense can be straightened out. When asked about his pending sentence LJ replied,

"Mexicans don't have souls".

very superstitious

incoherent writings on the wall

a jack of all trades

things are just wonderful out in KC - http://bit.ly/44YZz5

"It's at this point that I should point out that Larry Johnson's Twitter feed hasn't been verified. On the other hand, the misspelled words point to a Penn State education. And more than that, LJ's agent has already gone into damage control."

where does LJ find time to tweet when he's rushing for 2.8 yrds a carry and beating up ex-girlfriends in clubs? the man can do it all i tell ya.

apple - that much closer to perfecting the iphone

The "app" in App Store must stand for Approval Process Perfect because in midst of the larger debate whether or not the Apple process is fair and balanced, the Japanese have gotten away with a big one - and by big one I mean of course the closest thing to porn yet available. In the generally PG based world of applications, PUFF! has made it's way through the scrutiny of the App approval process and is finally making the iPhone worth the money.





Long story short, there's a brand new app that allows users to blow into the microphone to lift the skirts of Japanese women and see their underwear.

99 bottles of beer

from the acclaimed brain of Nick Swardson comes the first alcohol inspired post-apocalyptic...faux movie trailer - let the funny begin...

Nick Swardson - 28 Weeks Later

www.comedycentral.com

Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games

kanye gots travel deals

I'm a motherfuckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin' genius! Oh, and yeah, I'm also a travel agent traveling the internets on a motherfuckin' Centaur to find you the best motherfuckin' travel deals! http://www.kanyetravel.com/