all eyes on lj; day 2

Today, ESPN is reporting that LJ is being told "stay away" and "go home" by the Kansas City Chiefs for mistakenly using a gay slur while requesting reporters leave the Chiefs locker room after their embarrassing loss to the San Diego Chargers.

"Until that review is complete, the Chiefs have instructed Larry to refrain from practicing with the Chiefs or participating in other team activities," the team said in a statement. "A decision regarding Larry's status will be made once the investigation has concluded."

However, not all seemed content with this ruling:
Jarrett Barrios, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, called on the NFL and the Chiefs to take disciplinary action against Johnson and seize a chance to educate "on the dangers of homophobia in sports."

Such slurs are used to "ridicule and harass young gay and transgender athletes on local sports fields across America," Barrios said.



Both LJ and his agent don't seem to worried about the quasi-suspension, given it's a bye-week, and are almost content to wait until all this nonsense can be straightened out. When asked about his pending sentence LJ replied,

"Mexicans don't have souls".

very superstitious

incoherent writings on the wall

a jack of all trades

things are just wonderful out in KC - http://bit.ly/44YZz5

"It's at this point that I should point out that Larry Johnson's Twitter feed hasn't been verified. On the other hand, the misspelled words point to a Penn State education. And more than that, LJ's agent has already gone into damage control."

where does LJ find time to tweet when he's rushing for 2.8 yrds a carry and beating up ex-girlfriends in clubs? the man can do it all i tell ya.

apple - that much closer to perfecting the iphone

The "app" in App Store must stand for Approval Process Perfect because in midst of the larger debate whether or not the Apple process is fair and balanced, the Japanese have gotten away with a big one - and by big one I mean of course the closest thing to porn yet available. In the generally PG based world of applications, PUFF! has made it's way through the scrutiny of the App approval process and is finally making the iPhone worth the money.





Long story short, there's a brand new app that allows users to blow into the microphone to lift the skirts of Japanese women and see their underwear.

99 bottles of beer

from the acclaimed brain of Nick Swardson comes the first alcohol inspired post-apocalyptic...faux movie trailer - let the funny begin...

Nick Swardson - 28 Weeks Later

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