shoot'em in the head!!!

welcome to the coolest online video ad experience you'll ever...wait for it...experience

Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles

becuase it's attached to a black guy....

here's a promo for the new louis ck show on fx. for those of you who don't know, louis ck is a mad comedy genius and also the writer of pootie tang. he happens to also be the reason hack fuck-offs like dane cook have jobs. don't believe me, take some time to watch old louis videos and see if it's not irritably similar - but i digress....



please.do.enjoy.

birds....and lots of them.

do you like birds? yeah, me neither. but if you like photo documentaries and animals then you're bound to enjoy this site.

Bird Book

be sure and check out the Barbary Falcon to get your Wes Anderson groove on. oh yeah, and the videos, they're pretty dope as well.

yes!! yes!! yes!!

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

prediction for 2010 - this will be the second most quoted show in my lifetime...behind chappelle show, of course.

"im a bartender. i do like, great things"

like lane kiffin....

neato-neato photo burrito

well, no burritos, but if you have downtime and feel like a brief and depressing history lesson, take a trip on the world press photo express. this is the perfect to way realize just how lucky you are to be working in that cube or office you dread going to every morning.

archive list of previous years winners

warning: majority of the photos chosen every year revolve around war, famine, natural disaster and racial/gender based prejudice. don't believe me, just read the brief captions below each picture.

please.do.enjoy.

spike hired someone with a brain

the below trailer is for a new show on spike that actually looks like it might be worth watching. then again, i went and saw deep blue sea based on a trailer, so what do i really know...enjoy

BMS Trailer
(would have posted the video but apparently Viacom has issues with people distributing their content across the internets...weird)

that's just lazy

rkelly, one of the few american hero's still with us today, has apparently hit rock bottom as a musician. once revered as the go-to for all your smooth and sexy r&b break-out hits, rkelly has recently released arguably the laziest song ever to grace the rap/r&b genre.



in his defense, the line "girl you make me want to get you pregnant" probably works. i've been foolishly using the whole flowers and compliments routine, silly me! the only way this song could be any better is if it was titled, "my penis is inside of your vagina (ft tyrese)"

lj watch: day 3, a hot mess

as of monday, november 9th, 2009, larry the gay hatin' chief is to be released back into the wild. without surprise, his agent and long time anti-gay activist Peter Schaffer, has responded to what looks like will be the last of this hot pr mess.

"A part of him is excited and a part of him is very regretful. There's a lot of feelings going on right now." Peter Shaffer told the Associated Press.

the worst part of all this has been the unbelievable fan outcry. overwhelming support seen in an online petition calling for lj's dismissal not only requesting action be taken, but insisting so before lj had a chance to break priest holmes franchise rushing record of which he was only 75 yards away from.

the ap caught up with lj this afternoon who could be found at the local gentleman's establishment "the cheetah house". when asked for a response in regards to the chiefs decision and the actions of the people of kansas city, he simply responded,

"I'm dun apologizin', get outta my club, faggots!"

reason no.1

women shouldn't be allowed to own a cellphone....or vote.



this is a good song and imma let you finish, but dave chapelle has the greatest piss song of all time!

Chapelle Show: R-Kelly Piss On YOU - watch more funny videos

the greatest halloween costume ever

cullman liquidation

Recession got you down? Can't afford that "manson"you always wanted? Maybe it's time to go Mobile, or maybe it's not. Either way, I don't really care




I'd make that sales lady a firm offer...then we'd probably smoke some cigarettes and enjoy a romanticized date night at a bowling alley or possibly Mr.Gatti's.

candian shuffle board

turns out hockey is back in season and like 15 games in - what?!?! anyway, i recently attended a hockey game and besides cold beer and fights i actually found a few reason why one should attend

dreaming of a party?

elmo's wish is my command....



enjoy the magic that is Gil Mantera

a brief history of time

Have you ever forgot who was Playmate of the Year in 1997?


Yea, me neither. But in case you're drunk or retarded and want a refresher course, check out this free database which hosts thumbnail pics and background info for every centerfold ever.

please.do.enjoy.