pride...

diminished...please.do.enjoy.

LOST

eyeballs...please.do.enjoy.

they don't give a rip!

alabama residents are apart of a super human intelligent race of being...please.do.enjoy.

gandolf the brown...

was it seven...um, or, um...maybe 8. please.do.enjoy.

where have i been?

new job has taken away some of my free time. like 90%. i use the other 10% for things like bathroom activities and playing on my ipad...

get ready for the cup...please do enjoy.

you know how dogs is...

they needs to think and everything...please.do.enjoy.

earth hour, 2010

big picture post. just make sure to click to initiate the darkness...yada yada yada.. something clever. you know the drill...please.do.enjoy.

music friday...

cums a little early this week...please.do.enjoy.

chatroulette

just got a little furry...please.do.enjoy.


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music friday...

this is for all you drunk girls out there...please.do.enjoy.

here's something i just got...

and they're dope. i know you're thinking, topsiders, really? and im here to tell you... really, they are...please.do.enjoy.

Hold Your Horses...

it's the last supper, it's an andy warhol, it's lots of famous art renditions...no, wait, it's just some french band with a cool music video and better song...please.do.enjoy.

baller vol...

sweet 16! you gotta love swiper boy when he introduces mc3!!!!!...please.do.enjoy.

bubble spinner

snood, but better...please.do.enjoy.

Ted Leo Rules the World

today's music video comes from ted leo and the pharmacist and is brought to us by the onion's AV club and starbucks...thanks starbucks! the AV club has created a new series called "AV undercover", in which 25 bands will cover 25 songs...should be good. see below for this week's installment...please.do.enjoy.

Ted Leo and the Pharmacists cover Tears for Fears' "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

another installment of

between two ferns...please.do.enjoy.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

igtosmusic...

and so can you. this awesome little time killer from incredibox makes even the least skilled musician somewhat bearable through a fun and user friendly platform...please.do.enjoy.

never gets old...

ughhhhhhh....ahhhhhh...stop itttttt. please.do.enjoy.

google owns you

or at least they're trying to. i like and dislike these. you could do one on every company ever started in the history of the world...please.do.enjoy.

THE BEAST FILE: GOOGLE from Hungry Beast on Vimeo.

Kid CuDi

this is going to be a consistent post moving forward, this being music videos. i know/like lots of music, so i will begin posting lots of different videos for ears and eyes. today is kid cudi - persuit of happniess. local chicago rapper who's money or (new favorite word) titties...please.do.enjoy.

Kid CuDi - Pursuit Of Happiness from WATM Magazine on Vimeo.

ps - i don't like shitty music and i will not post something just because it's "popular" - sorry, management.

seth galifianakis likes the fugees

brian unger huh? where you been? please.do.enjoy.

the olsen twins makeout...

and i've got pant full of bone right now...please.do.enjoy.

Will Arnett - Human Giant SEX TAPE from Will Arnett

game ovaries...

get ready for some coochie carnage...please.do.enjoy.

Tosh.0
Game Ovaries
www.comedycentral.com
Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

here's something i want...

ADIBO boots. not only are they all natural, but they help support local communities in famished areas of liberia and ethiopia, visit their website for more information...please.do.enjoy.

will ferrel sucks dick...

well, he looks like he wants to...please.do.enjoy.

Will Ferrell Answers Internet Questions from Will Ferrell

all the way to the white house!!

an oldie but goody that never gets old...byaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! please.do.enjoy.


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it's gotta be in the shoes!!!

remember the old spike lee and MJ commercials? ever wanted to be MJs right hand man? go for it with a new photo (online and iphone) application from jumpman they're calling Become Mars...please.do.enjoy.

that alligator better watch out...

or he's gonna have a mess on his hands...please.do.enjoy.

look at him, now look at me...

let the male focused personal-care wars begin! will dove be the victor? maybe axe? old spice is where my bets are...please.do.enjoy.

the rock is a fairy

'nuff said...please.do.enjoy.

mean disney

mean girls set to disney classics - or disney classic set to mean girls. whatever. walt dinsey was an anti-semetic loon who happened to draw. i hope they thaw him out soon bc disney studios could really use a win right now...please.do.enjoy.

granny get-down

sorry for being out of pocket for the last couple weeks, i promise to get back on the wagon...or is it off the wagon? whatever.

granny get down below. for you chi kids - this is Carly in 40 years...please.do.enjoy.

dominos

ok go's newest video...pretty amazing...please.do.enjoy.

it's green to white technology

even optimus prime can't even tear this shit off....please.do.enjoy.

DO NOT fuck with old white people....part 2

I found him and have lost respect...please.do.enjoy.

The Legend of Epic Beard Man | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

DO NOT fuck with old white people....

seriously, don't do it...please.do.enjoy.

BANNED

ever wanted to get banned from a store? this guy knows the way. he's like the mr.miyagi of ridiculousness...please.do.enjoy.

there's a formula for EVERYTHING

even the news...please.do.enjoy.

2 days, 1 fire extinguisher...

welcome to t-shirt wars...please.do.enjoy.


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play and party...

meatball style...please.do.enjoy.

holy sheeeee

it, this looks awesome...please.do.enjoy.

Jimmy Clausen = Lebron

really?!?! c'mon Kiffin. this is just embarrassing. looks to me like this skinny little puff likes the left side of the field and can't throw a spiral. clarkson should be fired..

LOST in LOST?

then let someone who's never seen it before interpret...NEVERSEENLOST is a blog dedicated to recapping the final season, episode by episode, by someone who's never seen an episode or season prior...or as simple as the blog title states - The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen...this should make for some decent entertainment...please.do.enjoy.

GoPro

GoPro gives the average complacent coward the chance to experience base jumping or surfing in stunning first person HD right from the comfort of their own computer...GoPro helmet, surf and moto cameras for purchase here....incredible example videos/movies here...please.do.enjoy.

believe...

i really don't know what's the most uncomfortable part of this craigslist ad, but it's definitely not that she looks like "the progressive commercials lady".


there really is NOTHING to do in cincinnati...please.do.enjoy.

everyday conversation...

atom is, for the most part, a lesser known version of funny or die - just without the will ferrells of the world. anyway, here's a funny series starring the stand-up comedian Oren Brimer - you might also recognize him from those annoying over-saturated verizon fios commercials...please.do.enjoy.

Doctor: Conversation

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Sketch Groups | Doctor

it's been awhile...

sorry for recent lack of communication...january sucks. busy at work...it's cold and dark all the time. im like a stressed out vampire.

anyway. check out this site. should be able to kill at least 20-30 minutes in your Laissez-faire lifestyle...please.do.enjoy.

creating....boxes and sounds....music

this is fun, for a minute. don't play too long though, bad things can happen - you could accidentally write a song and keep it and share it and listen to it at a later time for your own enjoyment....please.do.enjoy

thesixtyone

new music website thesixtyone is visually stimulating, but not that far off from it's predecessor we are hunted...however, not really a bad thing because it's not like there weren't women before megan fox and id say she's doing a pretty good job being more visually stimulating than those before her...

anyway, at sixtyone you can find your new favorite song in less than five minutes a day. thesixtyone tracks the web's musical obsessions in real time, delivering the best to your ...please.do.enjoy.

this feels awkward...

wow, this is creepy. see if you can figure out where the laugh track is supposed to be and where it doesn't actually take talent to be a network television actor. oh, and it's creepy. please.do.enjoy.

what are you doing in there?!?

myspace, slap wristbands, hyper-color tshirts....all dead. im sure some hipster will bring back at least 2 of those...please.do.enjoy.

then there was manning...

no comment necessary, just...please.do.enjoy.

must remove shirt and bra....

aziz ansari's one-hour comedy special aired on comedy central this past sunday...and it was HYSTERICAL. here's a lil peek...please.do.enjoy.

Aziz Ansari – Craigslist Ad from Aziz Ansari

purchase dvd here

it's a big world...

now get out there and see it. check out ekoVenture for all your adventure vacation needs...please.do.enjoy.

success!!

in response to the "glass-half-fools" (see what i did there?) over at failblog comes the all new succeedblog. i think you probably can guess the premise of their site...please.do.enjoy.

a decade of magazine

here's a nod to the decade...told in magazine covers...please.do.enjoy.

good clean fun

hey kids, it's time to play The CD Cover Game!!!

now go and make your own...please.do.enjoy.

on the right track....

the new style mustang created in the 90's was made for 16yr old white girls and the proud recipients of a GED...however, that doesn't mean GM can't create a well shot advertising campaign for the rest of us. watch - mustang spellbinder trailer here...please.do.enjoy.

why so sad clown?

sick photog website from photographer andreas smetana... please.do.enjoy.

the road to knoxville...

orange skin sluts...three-way kisses...6 misspelled tattoos...sounds like my type of party...please.do.enjoy.


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

everyone is going bonkers!!!

a recent igots post mentioned something about how everything google does is usually done well and....well, take a closer look at the newest google release in the never ending battle to out-do and steal share from the apple empire....please.do.enjoy


quick specs:
3.7" 800x480 pixel screen
5mb flash LED camera
Android operating system
4.6"tall x 2.8"wide and only 5 ounces
onscreen keyborad

welcome to japan

a solid time lapse video is something to be reckoned with and in my limited library of time lapse content, this is up there as one of the best. please.do.enjoy.

(autumn) from Samuel Cockedey on Vimeo.

no.. no.. notorileyious...

the mix-mashing-togetherness that is miley cyrus and notorious B.I.G...please.do.enjoy.

destroyed...

this isn't news by any means but...DAMN!!! snookie learned a hard lesson here - never mess with a P.E. teacher. those dudes are known for being badass...please.do.enjoy.

happy new year

may your 2010 be better than your 2009. please, for me, don't say "0-10" like you said "0-9". you'll just sound silly... please.do.enjoy.